Ford Sayings

Night Runner · 08-02-2007, 10:27 AM

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Thought I'd share a saying my cousin came up with, a meat head drunk of a carpenter. He's a HUGE Ford fan, won't drive anything but and it has to be manual. lol Anyhow, I thought it was clever. His saying goes:

"If Ya Aint Goin Fords, Ya Going Backwards"

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Feel free to add your own. Heres another, old but good. God created shlt, Holden put wheels on it.

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robs_ls1 · 08-02-2007, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by [ NZTS50 ]

Thought I'd share a saying my cousin came up with, a meat head drunk of a carpenter.
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"If Ya Aint Goin Fords, Ya Going Backwards"

Tell him to stick to carpentry.

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Night Runner · 08-02-2007, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by robs_ls1

Tell him to stick to carpentry.

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Pull ya head out mate...... yeah, it's terrible.

fiery · 08-02-2007, 10:47 AM

haha.. thats good, well better than some of the others ones I know of..

Isn't it funny though, can't think of one now at this moment

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RUQ1KA · 08-02-2007, 10:58 AM

I had a sticker on my ED wagon a few years back and it went something like
"God created S***, Holden made it move!"

only had it on for a couple weeks but was funny as when all the 'holden muzza sick uleh' drivers went mental about it LOL!

bjr22n_ · 08-02-2007, 12:41 PM

Oh! Falcon hell!...
i have a shot glass that i got for my Birthday it says...
'My ford p!sses on your Holden" :P

drcook · 08-02-2007, 12:53 PM

Night Runner · 08-02-2007, 12:55 PM

LOL! Another against the blue oval is - "At least they've circled the problem". (Talking about the emblem).

Kryton · 08-02-2007, 06:57 PM

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LOL! Another against the blue oval is - "At least they've circled the problem". (Talking about the emblem).

that one is actually for HOLDENS, not Fords.
Holden have the CIRCLE around the badge, Ford have the OVAL.

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doesnt quite sound right when its: At least they've OVALED the problem.

anyway i heard it as: they found the problem and circled it.

Night Runner · 08-02-2007, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by davway

that one is actually for HOLDENS, not Fords.
Holden have the CIRCLE around the badge, Ford have the OVAL.

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doesnt quite sound right when its: At least they've OVALED the problem.

anyway i heard it as: they found the problem and circled it.

Sorry but I have too fully disagree, I've seen Ford photos, T-Shirts & Internet items with the oval and saying they've circled the problem. It works both ways. You don't need to "circle" a job in the paper perfectly with precision, circled means several things: circle, surround, ring, etc. When Police say they've "circled" the suspect, they don't get 25 officers and perfectly make a "circle". If the saying was: "At least they've put a circle around the problem" that would be completely different and in that case you'd be correct.

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LS2 KLR · 11-02-2007, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by [ NZTS50 ]

LOL! Another against the blue oval is - "At least they've circled the problem". (Talking about the emblem).

I always laugh when I hear Holden fans say this, as it's not a bloody circle but an oval around the word ford and I also think I'm right in saying that the holden emblem has a circle around it.

I love trying to explain this to Holden fans, they just don't get it.

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"HSV I just want one" (hsv1 is genital herpes) :evil_laug . Why would you want genital herpes for.

Night Runner · 11-02-2007, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by LS2 KLR

I always laugh when I hear Holden fans say this, as it's not a bloody circle but an oval around the word ford and I also think I'm right in saying that the holden emblem has a circle around it.

I love trying to explain this to Holden fans, they just don't get it.

If you read the entire thread you would have seen my response to that.

They've circled, not put a "circle" around it. When you circle jobs in the paper they are not always round. When cops circle offenders they don't have ten cops holding hands in a circle, it's an interpretation of the word.

: Circled as in circular.

LS2 KLR · 11-02-2007, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by [ NZTS50 ]

If you read the entire thread you would have seen my response to that.

They've circled, not put a "circle" around it. When you circle jobs in the paper they are not always round. When cops circle offenders they don't have ten cops holding hands in a circle, it's an interpretation of the word.

: Circled as in circular.

My bad so I made a coupl of additions.

TZENU · 08-02-2007, 12:57 PM

I had on my old xf "On the Seventh Day God Created FORD"

SVT8 · 09-02-2007, 12:53 PM

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I had on my old xf "On the Seventh Day God Created FORD"

I remember seeing something along the lines of that on a ford t-shirt. It said:

" on the seventh day god created holden, and on the 8th day he traded it in for a ford"

njla · 09-02-2007, 02:48 PM

on the highway from melb to geelong, saw a VT commo with anti-ford stickers (on a quiet day, hear the fords rusting.. etc)
..... on the back of a F-350 tilt tray

Focused · 09-02-2007, 10:40 PM

Ford Rules!

krt10 · 09-02-2007, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by marco351

Ford Rules!

thats a very profound statemant

[Tonko] · 09-02-2007, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by marco351

Ford Rules!

a very well thought out one there.
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Night Runner · 08-02-2007, 01:03 PM

"Drive a Holden, Drive the Best, Drive a Mile and Walk the Rest"

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xe351 · 08-02-2007, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by [ NZTS50 ]

"Drive a Holden, Drive the Best, Drive a Mile and Walk the Rest"

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lol i like that

Ryan · 08-02-2007, 05:53 PM

lol some goods ones there.

I personally would never have an anti-Ford (Or anti-Holden, if I had a Ford) sticker on my car, because there's uptight ******* that take them to seriously and try to wreck your car.